Some facebook statuses.. from the old testament!

1. Guys its scary, Lot's
wife just turned into a pillar of salt. ‪#‎shaking‬

2. Pimping my camel, Jerusalem here I come...
3. Just chilling in first class at Noah's ark, the view here is fantastic. But these
Lions keep staring at
me !weird. ‪#‎Noahsvoyage‬
4. Chilling with Moses by Mountain Sinai.. miracles be going down here.
5. Eve and hubby got banished, they ate the forbidden fruit. I mean who does that? ‪#‎smh‬
6. Jacob's status: Things we do for love, can't believe I served her father for 14 years just to get her. Love u Rachel!
7. Some people are so cruel! Cain how do u kill your own brother? ‪#‎RIP‬ Abel
8. One of Jesus' disciples post: What a
long day...Walking and preaching the gospel. Now chilling with my
brothers. These guys are funny...LLP! (Laughing Like Pharoah)
9. Isaac: Damn, dad
nearly sacrificed me... ‪#‎selfiewithram‬ ya'll
10. Mary: Joseph is not
replying my whatsapp messages. He still thinks i cheated..Grow
up duh!
11. David: only Goliath waka come.o
12. Samson: The chick sold me out. I'm going
to bring the roof down on this party. ‪#‎Delilah‬!
13. Judas did what? That bro ain't loyal.
‪#‎I‬ said it!