unilagnews: My Poem For Unilag Struggles
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This Poem is Composed by Me ... Makinde David For those who don't know my name
It is for the struggles in UNILAG.
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Enjoy
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The pressure we bear
The nights we dare
The mornings we hurried
The afternoons we queued
The stress we defied
The assignments we replied
The freedom we sacrificed
The behaviors we sanctified
Nights of endless reading
Days when the sun choked our breathing
Gripped with fear of facing tanke
We were forced to memorise Histology of the testes
Like a religion we worshiped our books
And we cared less about our looks
Night class
Like day class
Library like a market
Filled with students who cared less about library ticket
I'm reading at 'AKT' tonight
Mama said NO to stay up at night
I thought nights are filled with silence and emptiness
Not here, ask providence
Slumber, no longer a comfort
Our home no longer a resort
Oh, the exam time table is out
Its a rumour we pout
We hurried still, for here! Rumors are true
We dare not ignore
We neither sleep nor snore
Exam is here
We scurried with fear
And prayed with tears
Holiday is here, still we fumed
Its ephemeral we hummed
We closed our eyes, before dawn we are back to school
Oh what a school
And then the nights again....
Great men don't get much sleep Grat things dont come from Comfort
No Legs! – This is probably one of the funniest of
the fails we have here. I mean, the jump photo is a given for any
wedding photo set, but this one takes the cake. They do the jump and it
looks like the bride gets some major air along the way, but she also
happens to lose her legs in the process! Or is that a hovering UFO that
the guy is marrying?
Source: www.brit.co
Wedding Party Picture Fail! – There is a video out
there that captures this whole moment, but this pictures says it all.
They had the whole bridal party head out on the dock of this lake and
take a group photo. The problem: the dock was no sturdy enough to hold
the entire wedding party, so they slowly sunk into the water! All that
money on those dresses and ruined with a crack of the wood.
Source: www.teamjimmyjoe.com
Groomsmen Underwear – While the view is very nice
(and the hubby has a very nice booty), who gave approval for this photo
to be taken? I guess they planned it since they had the underwear made,
but I am sure the bride was not propping this one up on the mantel for
everyone to see.
Source: www.brit.co
Man In Speedo – You never know what you are going to
get when you have a beach wedding, but I am sure this couple was not
expecting this! The view was amazing, until this random guy in a Speedo
comes strolling through and he steals the focus of the picture. Forget
the happy couple or the beautiful beach, where did this guy in the
Speedo come from???
Source: www.brit.co
Kicking The Bridesmaid – It is that popular jumping
photo again, but this one went terribly wrong. First, we have the best
man jumping up (and do an amazing job with that split jump), but he
happens to kick the bridesmaid right in the face! Second, it looks like
he may have not only split his jump, but he is split those pants at the
same time!
Source: www.heavy.com
Perfect Couple? – They often say that there is
someone out there for everyone. I, personally, never would have seen
these two together, but love has no boundaries! That bride just creeps
me out and he comes back from the war and finds this to marry? They
definitely look happy, so props to them!
Source: www.brit.co
What’s Going On Down There? – There has to be more
to this picture than what it seems to be showing, but it looks like this
lady has some major things going on down there and this baby is
wondering what it is. I mean, the baby has a coat on and she is giving
some jazz hands. Spread them wide….it’s my wedding day!
Source: www.teamjimmyjoe.com
Devil Bride – We often hear about Bridezillas and
ladies that get a little demanding during the process of planning their
wedding. How about a devil bride? This whole look is way too much for me
to handle. I know there are goth people out there, but do you really
need to be wearing those horns on your wedding day?
Source: www.brit.co
Planking Pastor – Planking was a hot trend for a
while, but you know that trend needs to end when your pastor is doing it
in one of your wedding photos! Besides the planking pastor, lets talk
about those shoes on the groom? This isn’t a beach wedding, so put some
dress shoes on already!
Source: www.heavy.com
Thanks For Coming Out! – Clearly the boobs aren’t
really and she is really excited to be showing them off on her BIG day.
The husband stands by, proudly, as his wife is the center of attention
on this one. I get that she is proud of those big guns, but can’t she
cover them up a tad bit more on her wedding day? However, she doesn’t
look like she has a lot of class, so this is the best she could do.
In 2009, it looked like Maron's career was circling the drain. A
cranky presence who veered between political stuff and open-wound
personal drama, Maron, a fixture in the 1990s alt-comedy scene, had
never broken big. (He'd had various Air America shows cancelled three
times.) Then he launched the twice-weekly interview podcast WTF with Marc Maron from his garage and stumbled into a Travolta-in-Pulp Fiction-type comeback. Originally focusing on fellow comics, but now including everyone from Jakob Dylan to Jon Hamm, Maron's WTF
is a must-listen for anyone interested in the art, craft and history of
comedy. He blends his own armchair-shrink neediness with a knack for
getting his guests to sound awfully relaxed and open, which makes for
riveting listening. This stuff should be in the Library of Congress.
19
David Cross
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Cross has been busy in recent years: He created and starred in his own IFC series, The movies, and is currently reprising his most famous role, as "analrapist" Dr. Tobias Funke on Arrested Development. And he continues to kill as a stand-up, releasing three comedy albums in the last decade. The most recent, 2010's Bigger and Blackerer,
reminds you that he's got supreme skills as a political comedian and a
Carlin-esque gift for skewering American absurdity, with excellent bits
about Mormons, gimmicky Coors Light cans, and the root of his lifelong
depression: "Very recently I discovered that, the entire time, I had a
rock in my shoe."
18
Howard Stern
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Age has mellowed Howard Stern in the best way possible. At 59, he
knows he doesn't need to waste time lashing out at perceived rivals or
proving his shock-jock credentials by interviewing an endless parade of
porn stars and freaks. Now in his seventh year on Sirius XM, he does
revealing and hilarious interviews with guests ranging from Revenge of the Nerds
star Robert Carradine to Lady Gaga to J.B. Smoove. More importantly,
he's painfully honest about his own life, sharing everything from his
failed attempt to push his parents into a rest home to his newfound
interest in babysitter-themed pornography. Can you imagine Letterman or
Leno going there?
17
Jimmy Kimmel
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It's been a bang-up year for the eternal man-boy of late night
comedy. Last April, he hosted the White House correspondents dinner, at
which he called Kim Kardashian "the greatest threat to America" and got a
high five from President Obama, and on January 8th, Jimmy Kimmel Live
made the big move to the 11:35 time slot. Naturally, he's doing it with
the same laidback arrogance that's been his calling card since his days
on The Man Show; Kimmel recently called Jay Leno "a master chef who opened a Burger King" in a Rolling Stone
cover story, and put his money where his mouth is by beating David
Letterman in the ratings on the first night of his new time slot.
16
Ricky Gervais
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"It's not my job to worry what people are thinking of me. That's a
job for a politician," Gervais said a couple years ago. Indeed, Bill
Clinton he is not. From his scorched-earth turns hosting the Golden
Globes or his stand-up deconstruction of religious ignorance, Gervais'
comedy has always been about no-holds-barred bullshit-calling. Yet, he's
still cuddly-schlub likeable enough to star in the forthcoming Muppets sequel. Gervais' next BBC series, Derek, in which he plays an autistic-seeming guy who works in an old-folks home, returns to the fishbowl realism he perfected on The Office, with fascinating results.
15
Kevin Hart
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32-year-old Hart has become one of the biggest stand-ups in the
world by tapping into the raw and autobiographical raw tradition of
leather-suit-era Eddie Murphy. The Philly native's excellent 2011
concert film/album Laugh At My Pain features vivid bits about his father's cocaine addiction and his mother's funeral, and his most recent set, Let Me Explain, goes into detail about his recent divorce (he jokes
that it wasn't cheating that got him in trouble, it was lying about
cheating). Unsurprisingly, he's huge with rappers; while hosting the
VMA's last year he even made pulled off the difficult task of making Drake laugh.
14
Will Ferrell
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From his classic George W. Bush impersonation to his portrayal of Ron Burgundy in Anchorman,
Will Ferrell's career has been a long-running commentary on a
quintessentially American species of contemporary male: the Alpha Doof.
Ferrell's also been a masterful enabler of other A.D.s (producing Eastbound & Down, for instance), while becoming so emblematic of white-guy self-parody that rappers love sampling him (see Kanye and Jay-Z's "Niggas In Paris"). Later this year, he'll be dusting off his jazz flute for the long-awaited Anchorman
sequel. "Hey America,"Ron says with mustache-tingling, soft-rock
smoothness in the trailer. "Did you miss my hot breath in your ear?" Um:
yeah.
13
Aziz Ansari
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Is the world's greatest hip-hop comedian an Indian-American from
South Carolina? Whether dishing uproariously about his close encounters
with Kanye West, or strutting through Parks and Recreation
as Tom Haverford, the most swagged-out government bureaucrat in the
history of Pawnee, Indiana, Ansari has captured the rhythms, and the
silliness, of hip-hop culture like almost no one else. His most
ingenious bit: Raaaaaaaandy, his "baller" fratboy meta-stand-up
alter-ego, invented for the Judd Apatow's "Funny People", and perfected
in his stage show ("Hit me up on Myspace.com slash Randy, with eight
a's").
12
Larry David
HBO
In Larry David's uncivil, everything-falls-apart universe, the bad news comes first, so here it is: Curb Your Enthusiasm,
television's leanest, meanest, and most original satire, probably won't
deliver a ninth season until at least 2014. But there's good news, too:
David's been at work on Clear History, an HBO movie in which
he plays a ruined marketing exec plotting revenge on a former boss
(played by John Hamm). David, who oversaw Seinfeld in the Nineties, lampooned himself in Curb throughout the '00s, and starred in Woody Allen's Whatever Works in 2009, is already stepping out from behind "Larry David." Now 65, he's the retirement-age anti-hero to watch.
11
Zach Galifianakis
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The king of all things uncomfortable, embarrassing, troubling and
inappropriate, Galifianakis has become the least likely mega-star of his
generation. The Hangover 3 will be out later this year, and last year's The Campaign,
with Will Ferrell, was a surprisingly trenchant comment on political
corruption. But the Galifianakis magic is often best experienced in
situations where his languidly absurdist genius is undiluted – like his
appearance as a standup comedian from 1778 ("Is this thing on? What is
this thing?") or the web series Between Two Ferns, his
now-legendary masterclass in celebrity discomfort. His ability be at
once totally unacceptable and utterly lovable is a comedic wonder: "I
want to combine the NAACP with Mothers Against Drunk Driving," he once
joked. "It's called Mothers Against the Advancement of Colored People."
There was Betty Boop. And Rosalind Russell. And Lucille Ball. And
now, Kristen Wiig. She's an old-fashioned screwball comedienne, a master
of woman-on-the-verge-of-a-nervous-breakdown madcap. But she's also a
definitively 21st century talent, a sketch comedy genius whose indelible
Saturday Night Live impressions (Judy Garland, Nancy Pelosi,
Taylor swift) and creations (the Target Lady, the folk singer Kat) mark
her as one of show's greatest performers. And as Bridesmaids proved, she can command the big screen like a proper movie star, and write a pitch-perfect script.
9
Bill Hader
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In his own understated way, Hader has become one of America's best comic actors. On Saturday Night Live,
he's infinitely versatile and a master impressionist: His Alan Alda is
dead on, his versions of Al Pacino and Keith Morrison (of NBC's Dateline)
are howlingly funny, and his over-the-top take on Democratic strategist
James Carville is so good that no one else should ever attempt an
imitation of the Ragin' Cajun. Then there's Stefon, the flamboyantly gay Weekend Update
"city correspondent" who hypes increasingly bizarre New York nightclubs
(one features "DJ Baby Bok Choy" a giant 300-pound Chinese baby who
wears tinted aviator glasses and spins records with his little ravioli
hands"). It's SNL's weirdest and greatest character in years.
8
Lena Dunham
HBO
Dunham has cornered the market on skewering white girl problems. Girls
just began its second season on HBO, and Dunham, 26, knows how to turn
the most embarrassing parts of being young and adrift into essential TV.
She's sly enough to know she's not speaking for everyone ("I may be the
voice of my generation. Or at least a voice, of a generation," her
character Hannah says in Girls' first episode), but for those who've escaped their twenties intact, the bad sex, flighty friends, and dead-end jobs on Girls are too painful to do anything but laugh at.
7
Chris Rock
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Rock is one of the few comics to remain not just funny but relevant for his entire career. These days, he exec-produces Totally Biased with W. Kamau Bell, acts on Broadway (The Motherfucker with the Hat) and shows up in movies (uh, Grown Ups). He is the missing link between Woody Allen and Barack Obama. And yes, there are those of us who saw Pootie Tang in the theater and will never stop quoting it. But what we really want from the God MC is more stand-up, please.
6
Amy Poehler
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"Leslie Knope should ask VP Biden if he supports my Urban Parks
bill," North Carolina Senator Kay Hagan tweeted when the Vice President
made a cameo on Parks and Recreation. Sadly, Parks and Rec
is a scripted fictional sitcom and not a choose-your-adventure story,
but it's an easy mistake to make. The world of Pawnee, Indiana is as
fully realized as anything on TV – a multi-textured Mayberry for Obama's
America. As Leslie Knope, Poehler has been putting on a masterclass in
sitcom virtuosity: She's got brilliant timing, she's great at physical
comedy and she¹s able to play it heartwarmingly straight. Poehler wasn't
given nearly enough stage time when she co-hosted this year's Golden
Globes with Tina Fey, but she still had the best line of the night
anyway: "We're going home with Jodie Foster!"
5
Trey Parker and Matt Stone
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Fifteen years ago, South Park was seen as a Beavis and Butt-Head
clone – minus the social satire, and with worse animation. Gradually,
Trey Parker and Matt Stone's humble creation became the smartest (and
most subversive) show on television, finding humor in everything from
Scientology to the Special Olympics. Parker and Stone's initial non-South Park projects (Orgazmo, Team America) were mixed bags, but in 2011 their Broadway debut The Book of Mormon
became the best reviewed musical in recent memory. The pair just formed
a new production company, but Parker and Stone aren't slacking on their
day job, either: The most recent season of South Park was as hilarious and batshit-crazy as ever.
4
Jon Stewart
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Now entering his fifteenth year behind The Daily Show's
anchor desk, Stewart is approaching Carson-Letterman territory as a
late-night institution. In the early Bush years, he single-handedly
obliterated the cliche that liberals couldn't be funny, skewering
politicians and the pundits who cover them while effortlessly merging
satire with substantive interviews, like a cross between Tim Russert and
Mort Sahl. He's made an art of vaporizing cable news blowhards like
Bill O'Reilly and Jim Cramer, but he's never been afraid to take on
respected public figures at the height of their popularity and power. He
recently called out fellow New Jerseyan Chris Christie for attacking
Barack Obama's leadership skills on the campaign trail, then praising
them when his state needed help after Hurricane Sandy: "I see," Stewart
said. "So he wasn't a leader until you needed leadership." He remains
the most trusted name in news for people who don't trust the news.
3
Tina Fey
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"Remember the beginning of the story where I was the underdog? No? Me neither," Fey wrote in her bestselling memoir Bossypants.
That line pretty much nails Tina Fey¹s mystique: The
writer-producer-actor-author has become a do-it-all icon and a
trailblazer for similarly versatile female comedians like Amy Poehler
and Mindy Kaling. As 30 Rock winds up its final season this
year, she can move on to the next phase of her victory-lap filled career
safe in the knowledge that she¹s infused prime time TV with new levels
of absurdist wit and cultural sophistication. Word has it the season
finale will feature an appearances by Ice-T and former Speaker of the
House Nancy Pelosi ("I would do almost anything Tina Fey asks me to do,"
Pelosi said), proving that Fey can make pretty much anyone funny.
2
Stephen Colbert
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Colbert is so well known for his political humor that his chops as a
pure comedian are often overlooked. But he's one of comedy's quickest
wits, not to mention an old fashioned physical comedian – a world-class
mugger and slapstick artist, donning ridiculous outfits and wolfing down
dubious foodstuffs on Colbert Report sketches. As for
politics: He sets himself apart not just as a satirist, but as an
activist, breaking the fourth wall with ingenious conceptual art stunts –
testifying before congress about his brief tenure as a migrant worker,
founding his own Super PAC to expose post-Citizens United money-swamped
political campaigns, and in his most celebrated coup de theatre,
spit-roasting President Bush, and the complacent press corps, in his
appearance at the White House Correspondents Dinner in 2006.
1
Louis C.K.
FX
In 2013, Louis C.K. is the Great American Comedian: our chubby,
schlubby, ginger-haired conscience, id, and jester-in-chief. He's a poet
of existential malaise, but his signature standup bit, "Everything is
Amazing and Nobody's Happy," extols the beauty of life and the magic of
modern technology. He's a devoted single father who quips, hilariously,
about child-rape. He's relentlessly politically incorrect, and one of
the most politically trenchant comedians going, whose jokes stake out a
savagely smart left-of-center perspective on class, race, and American
history. He's a crusty old-school stand-up's-stand up and a
groundbreaking internet entrepreneur. His TV show is a new kind of
high-low pop-art, a little bit Jackie Gleason, a little bit Jean-Luc
Godard. He can make you laugh, and cry, just by eating ice cream, a
whole pint of it, straight out of the carton, while lying in bed. A
funny man who contains multitudes.
My Dad had a lively sense of humour, he was always cracking jokes. I
think perhaps that gave me the idea that being funny was a good way to
behave, but I think it was going to the circus and seeing the clowns
that had a big impact on me growing up.
When I was about 10 years
old, I used to know a lot of jokes culled from children's comics and
things, but eventually I got to an age where I realised that you have to
write your own stuff.
Making your friends laugh at school or in
the office is not the same as getting up on stage and making a bunch of
people who don't know who you are laugh. But it is a step in the right
direction and being funny around your friends is certainly one way of
practising.
2. Get on stage and give it a go
Get on stage and give it a go, that's the first thing you should do.
That will tell you a lot. You could try it with a bunch of jokes which
you've cribbed from the internet and pretend they're your own the first
time.
Paul Merton has an easy approach to hecklers - just telling them to shut up generally works
If you felt that it worked and
you enjoyed it, then it would maybe give you the confidence to try and
write your own stuff, because eventually that is what you are going to
have to do in the end.
Getting up on stage that first time will
tell you if it's for you. If it's a horrendous experience, you won't
want to ever do it again. It will tell you a lot about yourself, so just
get up and try, everything else stems from that really.
3. Practice
It's
like most things, thinking of something funny to say, quickly, requires
practice. It's like a muscle I suppose, the more you do it, the better
you will get.
Like any muscle, if I haven't worked live for a few
weeks or if I haven't done a gig for a while, I find when I come back
I'm a bit slower and it takes a while to get back up to speed.
It's about practice and about having the dedication and the temperament to pursue what you want to do I suppose.
4. Don't worry about hecklers, just tell them to shut up
If someone heckles you, just tell them to shut up, or
be quiet. You don't have to engage them in great battles of wits,
because they are inevitably very drunk.
I was doing a charity gig
the other night and there was a guy who started shouting things out from
the front row, so one of us just said, "Thank you for coming, other
people are trying to listen," which was a nice way of telling him to
shut up and he did.
It tends to only happen when there is a solo
comedian on stage and the person shouting at them from the audience is
envious of the person on stage, that's all it is. I find you don't need
to think of a funny put-down for a heckler, just tell them to shut up.
5. Get yourself on TV
You
still have to be on TV I think if you really want to make it in the
business. That may change in years to come, but at the moment,
television is still immensely important. It creates the opportunity for
so many more people to see you.
The thing is, there's only a
small proportion of people who actually like you, but the more of them
that see you the better so that you can start to build up a bit of an
audience.
Even with Have I Got News For You getting something
like five million viewers, that's still 45 million people who aren't
watching. That's an enormous number. You need to know that most people
don't care or at best are sort of ambivalent and be OK with that.
6. Learn from other comedians
Paul Merton has proved his versatility and skill
through his long-running success on stage and small screen
It's so important to learn from
other comedians. When I first started I used to read autobiographies
and watch other comedians on stage and watch how they were doing things.
If
you think it is going to be a tough audience, watch and learn how a
skilled comedian can turn that audience around. All that kind of thing
can be picked up just by observing as well as doing it yourself.
I
grew up loving comedy and great comedians, everybody from Charlie
Chaplin through to John Cleese, they were important figures that you
could be inspired by.
7. Awards aren't everything
Getting
awards isn't everything, they're not important. If you have a
successful career in showbusiness you've already won the raffle.
I
won a Bafta once and that was very thrilling, particularly as I'd been
nominated 13 times, so eventually when I did win it, it was nice,
because it was getting a bit rude. It's like being invited to a party
and just before you turn up they say no, no, not today.
8. Find your own style
You
can purposefully search for your own style of comedy or it develops
through stage time, which is that key thing, being in a stage
environment in front of other people as often as you can.
It doesn't come immediately, but everything comes down
to that really, if you really want to do it, then you've just got to get
on stage and experience performing live.
Your style will develop,
the more you do it. When I first started I didn't have the style I
have now necessarily, but it grows on you and you develop it over the
years.
9. Don't have a silly stage name
You
had to be a member of Equity to appear on television when I was
starting out; of course reality TV shows have put an end to that. There
was another guy, he was a juggler in Leeds called Paul Martin and you
couldn't have two people with the same name.
Because I always
practised my signature as a kid, I didn't want to change my autograph,
so Martin became Merton. I lived in that part of London and I remember
thinking that was quite easy, just to change two letters and I soon got
used to being called that.
When I thought of changing my name, I
thought about changing it to a funny name, like Paul Funnybones or
something, but you'd be sick of it after half an hour and be stuck with
it. So the name is not so important, as long as it's not Captain Death
or something.
10. Let laughter help you through the hard times
My
life hasn't always gone according to plan. The work is a therapy to the
sadness and grief. When you are physically laughing at something,
that's the only thing that you are aware of at that point and everything
else, just for that moment, disappears.
I sometimes think
laughter is probably the thing that stops us all going completely insane
from the moment we are born. In the end, you have to please yourself as
well as hopefully the audience.
If I could go back in time and
speak to my younger self when I was just starting out, I'd say don't
worry, it will all be alright.
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We
trust you had a good day and are looking forward to an even more
exciting tomorrow. We are sure you had a great time at our 7-Star
Graduate Conference last year, at The Main Auditorium, UNILAG, and are
hopefully applying the lessons you've learnt from the seasoned speakers
and executives in your new found jobs or businesses.
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